(Source: msfili)

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

nevver:

Glimmer, Philip Barlow

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

(Source: gotitforcheap)

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: sizvideos]

maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast

poison-oak:

I fell in love with a princess today

angelcasimiro:

sunnyinwisconsin:

i’ve found it, the key to life

I have this key.

angelcasimiro:

sunnyinwisconsin:

i’ve found it, the key to life

I have this key.

(Source: coffeandcigarettes1)