this. a thousand times over.

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_{“When I first read the first page of the pilot script, it read just like you saw: opened up on a beautiful setting, red mountains, trousers are falling from the sky, they hit the ground, an RV rolls over them. Inside, there’s a middle-aged man, only wearing tighty-whitie undearwears and a respirator, driving madly. In the back, two dead bodies, sliding up and back, in a sea of fluid and glass. Another man, passed out with a respirator, and I’m thinking ‘WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?’. That was page one.” – Bryan Cranston [x]}

circumcisions:

reblog if your url is your name in real life

Because sometimes you’re side stage for Japandroids at Bonnaroo.

Never gets old.

I also did this tonight.

#selfieswithadog #bestfriendsdogedition

whenever I get discouraged about something I remember I have all of my limbs and all of my senses are working properly and I didn’t have to hunt or forage for my dinner tonight and that I got to have dinner tonight and that at no point had to be worried I was going to become someone’s dinner and then I realize how really fucking fortunate I am and I stfu

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

spaghettiday:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

God bless.

INCREDIBLE

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