In today’s edition of “Mars Slowly Tries To Upgrade And Better Her Life” I bought a French press and then dropped it in my parking lot 💁

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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kndall:

when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sadimage

coltre:

c0ffeekitten:

thecutestofthecute:

coltre:

she come in my garden everyday and sit in front of me while I work on my sketchbook. she doesn’t want food, she just sit there looking at me. today I covered her in flower and we were both happy.

Maybe she’s your guardian angel.. I mean srsly. Just look at this cat. 

There is way too much intelligence in those eyes. There is a goddess in your garden.

So I have a guardian angel and it comes in the form a cat. sweet

coltre:

c0ffeekitten:

thecutestofthecute:

coltre:

she come in my garden everyday and sit in front of me while I work on my sketchbook. she doesn’t want food, she just sit there looking at me. today I covered her in flower and we were both happy.

Maybe she’s your guardian angel.. I mean srsly. Just look at this cat. 

There is way too much intelligence in those eyes. There is a goddess in your garden.

So I have a guardian angel and it comes in the form a cat. sweet

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

securelyinsecure:

Happy Birthday, Jessica Williams!

Jessica joined The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2012 at the tender age of 22, making her the show’s youngest cast member ever as well as its first black female correspondent.

“It’s impossible to be perfect, and you won’t do a good job if you’re too focused on proving yourself to others. Instead, I try to envision myself succeeding in whatever I’m doing.”

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

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kalokagathias:

deaupeassmango:

smoke-me-up:

bobsavage:

Capitalism.

I kind of want to cry

omg

NOOOOOOO STOPPPPPP 

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